ME:  *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR:  SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
This happened to us once:  
My roommate:  WHAT ARE THEY SELLIN'?!
Me:  CHOCOLATE!
My roommate:  WHAT?!
Me:  CHOCOLATE!!!
My roommate:  WHAT?!!!
Person in the next room:  CHOCOLAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lumos5000:

budapestcupboardlatch:

cliffrose-acetone:

Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Supernatural: CRYING
Sherlock: WAITING
Merlin: DEAD
Hannibal: Eating Merlin

HANNIBAL YOU SPIT MERLIN OUT, RIGHT. NOW!

Impeccable timing fandoms

catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

while watching animated movies at age 2:  hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12:  hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20:  hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200:  hell yeah motherfucker

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”